Not bad for a rubbish player...

Brilliant stat about Zlatan Ibrahimović and his trophies

The learned Spoiler readers out there may already know this, but we think it’s worth repeating:

With AC Milan winning the  Scudetto at the weekend, Zlatan Ibrahimović has now won a league title eight years in a row – once with Ajax, twice with Juventus*, three times with Inter Milan, once with Barcelona and now [...]

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poor return

An interesting statistic about Ibrahimovic – no, really!

OptaJean reeled out this very interesting bit of knowledge on Twitter following Spurs’ 1-0 win over AC Milan.

“Zlatan Ibrahimovic has only scored three goals in 21 knockout games in the Champions League.”

He’s a brilliant player – make no mistake – but that’s pretty rubbish isn’t it?

BREAKING NEWS!: A member of Team [...]

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Ibrahimovic scores a beauty

Spotted by our pals at Dirty Tackle

Self-publicist Zlatan Ibrahimovic – football’s Ricky Gervais, the millionaire’s Peter Crouch, the vagrant’s Curtly Ambrose - put a small portion of money [...]

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Transfer Talk

Roll up, roll up! Get your cheap Ronaldinhos here!

One appalled Spoiler reader wasn’t keen on the Ashley Cole story below, insisting that The Spoiler should perhaps stick to making hilarious comments about Rafa Benitez in future. Sadly for “Livid from The Internet”, The Spoiler isn’t a fan of taking a pop at easy targets, so shall leave Senor Benitez well alone, and allow [...]

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Transfer Talk

Man City money cannon points at Fernando Torres

Fans of Kelly Brook might be dispirited to know that she’s reportedly having another crack at a relationship with the bad boy of rugger – Danny Cipriani. If it helps to read it, you probably never really had much of a chance anyway. It’s not your fault…. it’s not your fault… it’s not [...]

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The Draw!

It’s official, Arsene Wenger IS a clairvoyant!

Arsenal will take on Barcelona in the knock out stages of the Champions League. How the hell did he know?

In other news, Spurs got AC Milan, Man United got Marseille, and Chelsea drew a nice long straw with a match against Copenhagen.

Thoughts? And why no laser show, guys?

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