ACTING BUG IS SPREADING

Toto Schillaci starts a new career as a fake mafia boss

Looks like he’s just escaped a house fire in this picture

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Following on from yesterday’s news Cuauhtémoc Blanco will soon be starring alongside Larissa Riquelme as a fireman in Mexican telly drama Triumph of Love, it appears yet another World Cup icon, Italia ’90′s Salvatore ‘Toto’ Schillaci, [...]

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WAG Watch

Theo Walcott’s WAG to become a film star

Melanie Slade will appear in the next* Harry Potter flick

Melanie Slade burst on to the WAG scene in 2006, when she and the rest of the country’s finest supporting ladies did their best to distract England from winning anything. Since she started romancing weak-shouldered Arsenal favourite Theo Walcott, Miss Slade has been passing the [...]

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Oh Dear

Great News! David Beckham: The Musical is coming!

Another excellent reason to avoid the West End

David Beckham Musical

Those of you who were wondering how the shameless cash cow We Will Rock You didn’t kill off the modern West End musical will be delighted to hear that David Beckham – The Theatre of Dreams [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 148: Saba Wesser

An Ethiopian princess fit for an Italian Playboy

Few people in football have enjoyed extra-curricular activities as much as retired Italian defender Francesco Coco. The self-confessed ‘drugged-up gay who lives in nightclubs’ has dated supermodel Gisele Bündchen (the current WAG of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady), and also a string [...]

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