The obligatory unrelated royal photograph
Of course, like everyone else, The Spoiler has spent the last couple of days weeping happy tears because Prince William isn’t going to be a lonely king. On the contrary, he’ll have the beautiful seductress Queen Kate by his side holding a serpeant, sensually whispering [...]
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In a pitch perfect football recreation of life as one of Hugh Hefner’s chosen stable of bed partners, it seems that both Robinho and Adebayor sense that their opportunities to satisfy their boss sexually are seriously dwindling – especially with so many [...]
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A little something to get you in the mood
Adebayor on holiday!
Barca sign David Villa
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Fans of the showbusiness sections will be reeling today over pictures of Nicklas Bendtner and his elderly girlfriend, Baroness Caroline something-or-other – according to reports, he’s 22, and she’s 35. 35! OMFG! WTF! That’s a thirteen year age gap! Cringe!
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For those who deal exclusively in celebrity gossip and microscopic nipple sightings, it’s been a big day, one that will probably go down in history. A picture has hit various showbusiness desks of the singer/songwriter Beyonce in the grips of a minor [...]
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David Cameron gets the Iannucci treatment
Adebayor joins the BBC
[Pies]
10 biggest flops of the season
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Some classic Baddiel and Skinner tomfoolery!
Wembley pitch gets the Andy Townsend treatment
Get the Kevin-Prince Boeteng look!
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It’s Monday, it’s Iggy Pop. Just because.
An interview with Gary Neville
Celebrate goals the Sergio Ramos way
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