Cocaine is a helluva drug. (Not saying he’s still on it, or anything…)
Romanian striker Adrian Mutu should have his own category on fmylife.com.
So far he’s racked up two failed drug tests, spent 16 months of his career banned from football and been Sent Directly To [...]
Read more“Got any stuff?”
Drugs, they’re a bloody nightmare. They can turn moon-faced schoolkids into grotty old homeless women in less than a month, taken in the correct dosage. And the sad truth is that once you get that hunger for drugs, it will gnaw away at your insides, [...]
Read moreRomanian still struggling to pay ridiculous £14.6m fine
Adrian Mutu was sacked by Chelsea in 2004 on account of his cocaine abuse, and was given a seven month ban and a £20,000 fine by the FA. When he signed for Juventus (via Livorno) as a free agent [...]
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Read moreSay hello to Mrs Adrian Mutu #2
Romania has made some fine contributions to the WAG canon: Playboy model Gina Pistol, TV presenter Andreea Raicu and Adrian Mutu’s ex-wife Alexandra Dinu to name but a few.
Since Mutu separated from the aforementioned mother of his [...]
Read moreThe hottest Romanian TV presenter since, er, this one
In 2001, hunky* Romanian striker and former recreational drug enthusiast Adrian Mutu married Romanian TV presenter, actress and model Alexandra Dinu. Unfortunately, it wasn’t to be, as the pair split up two years later, with Alexandra being rewarded custody of [...]
Read moreThe agent, model and WAG who hates pants
While football agents in Britain don’t get much more attractive than, er, Eric Hall, it’s a very different story in Romania. Ana Maria Prodan is the country’s first female FIFA-licensed agent, whose books have included hunky narcotics fan Adrian Mutu.
She is [...]
Read moreTomorrow’s headlines today…
As you have been wondering how Rio Ferdinand found it appropriate to name both his children after an obscure actor, The Spoiler has been looking for the headlines that will grace the newspapers tomorrow. Looks like it’s going to be a [...]
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