LAME PUN OF THE DAY: PAT-ASTROPHE

Alex Pato: more muscle injuries than Inter have had 2011-12 wins

Luckless AC Milan star out for the 14th time in little over two years

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What was the least surprising incident in the Champions League this week? All three away-leg winners triumphing at home? Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo scoring twice? Chelsea fans waving their super naff flags?

Nope, forget all that, the event that trumped all others in the so-damn-disappointingly-inevitable stakes was AC Milan forward Alex Pato hobbling off [...]

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Transfer Talk

Real Madrid will sign Kaka next Thursday, will not pursue Arsene Wenger

Brazilian to complete move to Spain within a week…

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Florentino Perez will be formally installed as Real Madrid president on Monday, and will start shaking things up almost immediately. According to Spanish paper AS, Madrid will replace Juande Ramos with Villarreal manager Manuel Pellegrini on Tuesday. Apparently, [...]

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Popstar Infatuation News

Milan-bound Emmanuel Adebayor reveals worrying Beyonce obsession

Jay-Z might need to have words with Arsenal striker

On the day of one of the biggest games of his career, Emmanuel Adebayor has decided to rally the Arsenal troops by dropping even more hints of a transfer to Milan.

Last week, the Togolese striker boasted that being tracked by AC Milan is akin to [...]

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Transfer talk

Kaka insults Milan, paves the way for Real Madrid move

Brazilian takes a swipe at his employer

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Kaka has never said he wishes to leave AC Milan, and admitted that he only entertained the prospect of a ludicrous transfer to Manchester City as he “respected” the wishes of his club.

Despite his desire to stay in the [...]

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TRANSFER TALK

Did Jose Mourinho try to sign Cesc Fabregas this summer?

Cesc admits receiving an interesting offer from an Italian club

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Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas has revealed that a Serie A side attempted to sign him over the summer and admitted that his head was turned by the amount of money that was on offer. He told [...]

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First Impression

Ronaldinho already ruffling Italian feathers

“Welcome to Italy, Mr… Clown?”

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Remember that time you returned home from university with a surprising amount of dreadlocks for a white person and a knitted t-shirt you’d be given by an androgynous girl called Sunrise? Yeah, no one wanted to say anything, but you looked a bit [...]

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