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Ryan Giggs doesn’t deserve to win the PFA Player of the Year

The Welshman has started less league games than John O’Shea

Sir Alex Ferguson, Alan Hansen and

Michael Ballack’s mystery injury, Joey Barton’s real injury and distressed WAGs

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Match of the Day 2 received a couple of unwelcome visitors last night when a six-fixture Sunday meant BBC super-pundits Alan Hansen and Mark Lawrenson were forced to interrupt their golf schedule in preparation for spending the evening on the [...]

Michael Owen in big grey hatted fashion blunder

Owen declares “I’m better than you” via the medium of clothes

While his old England buddy, Alan Shearer, actually begins to impress the nation with his ability to repeat exactly what Alan Hansen has just said and still get paid for it, Michael Owen was caught up in a [...]

Shearer and Hansen bring more shame to the BBC

Pundits phone in a terrible performance

After a gripping season finale and Euro 2008 to keep the public entertained, you’d assume that MOTD would be home to enthusiastic and thoughtful BBC pundits, and yet, on last night’s evidence, the honchos in charge should be on the phone begging [...]

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Capello’s first chance to show what he can do – what will the experts make of him?

If Fabio Capello does half as good a job of managing the England team as he has of convincing the press he is the sadistic head of a bleak Victorian educational academy, England should never lose again.

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