Literally every photo shows them smiling and laughing…
It will come as no surprise to you that The Spoiler was really, really hoping Alan Shearer would become the next Cardiff City boss – probably as much as Swansea City fans were.
The thought of him taking charge of [...]
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Wow. Can you tell the difference? Of course you can – one is a lifeless, dead-eyed lump employed to stand around staring blankly into the middle distance while doing absolutely nothing of interest, while the other… IS A WAXWORK!
Brilliant.
Anyway, here’s [...]
Read moreIf your minicab’s not booked, it’s just a stranger’s car
According to The Sun:
“The BBC spends £2,000 every week ferrying Match Of The Day football pundits Mark Lawrenson, Alan Shearer and Alan Hansen from the London studio back to their homes in Newcastle and Merseyside.”
The Spoiler [...]
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As expected, it’s been another year rich in football insights from the people who know it best – the pundits, the players, the managers… Alan Shearer.
After the jump, prepare to have your minds blown with some moving tributes [...]
Read moreOh God! They’re beautiful!
Make no mistake about it, this whole World Cup 2018 bid is getting very political. And, in politics, when things get political, it’s time to start making serious political moves. These tend to involve muck raking, rumour mongering, cake [...]
Read moreShearer’s ignorance opens a can of worms
Almost in unison, it appears that everyone’s patience in Match of the Day has run out. And Alan Shearer‘s asinine revelation that ‘no one really knows a great deal’ about one-time French prodigy Hatem Ben Arfa [...]
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OMG! Cheerleader done got ate!
Real Madrid fans already jeering Mourinho
Rooney prostitute gets the funny treatment
Read moreYes, welcome back, Newcastle fans
Get really excited everyone – the Premier League is back! This is wonderful news, and hopefully a couple of decent weekends will blow away the awful cobwebs left behind by a very disappointing World Cup.
After the jump, you can enjoy ten predictions of things [...]
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