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OMG! Cheerleader done got ate!

Real Madrid fans already jeering Mourinho

[Dirty Tackle] 

Rooney prostitute gets the funny treatment

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The Spoiler’s 10 Premier League 2010/11 predictions

Yes, welcome back, Newcastle fans

Get really excited everyone – the Premier League is back! This is wonderful news, and hopefully a couple of decent weekends will blow away the awful cobwebs left behind by a very disappointing World Cup.

After the jump, you can enjoy ten predictions of things [...]

10 Textbook Craig Bellamy Moments

Bellamy – Shy? No. Retiring? Perhaps.

It would probably be rather unfair to Marmite to draw a comparison with Craig Bellamy – he’s more like football’s Sting, absolutely adored by a few, considered to be at the very height of revolting by many.

And yet, in light of [...]

10 important lessons learned from World Cup 2010

Such as, “be more tolerant of octopuses”

And so it was that the World Cup came to a rather messy halt. It’s been an uppy-downy tournament, thanks to disappointing superstars, weird new balls, and a final that found the Dutch looking for a fight.

But it’s not all been [...]

Alan Shearer’s dreamy fashion sense gets a royal ass kicking

Alan and his lovely blue hat

For those of you who would rather not be associated with the kind of pipe smoking Jazz heads who read Communist newspapers like The Guardian, today’s edition features a wonderful Q&A about men’s fashion - with an extra bowl of cattiness reserved for [...]

5 great goal scoring debuts for English clubs

Cracking start by Rose

What a night for Danny Rose – presumably not named after Woody Allen’s lounge singer from the film Broadway Danny Rose. It was the stuff of boyhood dreams, tonking one past the local rivals.

And it may yet rank as one of the [...]

AC still want Becksie, Barca fancy Torres, and more…

Beckham shirt – still in stock

He’s had a rubbish few days has David Beckham. One minute he’s trotting around, daydreaming about the World Cup, the next he’s in a changing room, weeping in emotional agony because his Achilles Tendon isn’t what it used to be.

It’s [...]

Shearer’s unhappy sounding childhood REVEALED!

Alan Shearer – loves apples, hates cartoons

Next time you’re watching Alan Shearer on MOTD, take a moment to close your eyes. Keep them closed. Listen to his voice, hear his deep, lilting, almost expressionless words as he explains that scoring goals is what wins football matches. [...]