“NOOOOOO!”
You remember Alan Smith? Went from Leeds to Man Utd? Dyed blonde hair? Anger issues? Basically the Yorkshire Eminem? Yea, that’s the one.
Well, it looks as though he might look to emulate Marshall Bruce Mathers III a little further and begin writing [...]
Read moreLiverpool captain gives his groin a good airing live on television
Alan Smith looks on with mild confusion as Steven Gerrard shows Jamie Redknapp the range of groin movement afforded by his [...]
Read moreBecause not everyone can be the star of the show
For every Premiership star, there is a gaggle of decidedly average teammates skulking about in his shadows. These players are neither outstanding nor terrible, they are simply hard workers with a tendency to go about their job [...]
Read moreKing Kev having crisis talks with board
BBC Radio Newcastle are reporting that Kevin Keegan is currently having crisis talks with the club’s hierarchy after becoming frustrated by the sale of first-team players.
There are rumours circulating that he may have walked already and King Kev is [...]
Read moreMan needs calculator…
Once again, Peter Kenyon has proved his worth as one of the lord God’s most unnecessary creations by insisting that Shevchenko might even have been a good bit of business for Chelsea.
“I’m not giving a lesson in accountancy,” he grumped, “but you do [...]
Read moreToday’s gossip, rumours and damned lies
Chelsea have confirmed making a bid for Brazilian man-o’-sex Robinho (rumoured to be worth £19.7 million) but find themselves frustrated with Real Madrid’s failure to find a replacement, which is currently holding up proceedings. With Cristiano Ronaldo [...]
Read moreJust a question, not a declaration of war…
Alright, football fans, put the grenades down, and throw your machetes into a nearby hedge. The Spoiler knows the drill by now, your claws are out, and we can only apologise for the headline – we didn’t do it just to [...]
Read moreNone of these men are the new Pele…
Everyone makes mistakes. After all, wasn’t it someone at Channel 4 who once thought it a delightful idea to lock a beautiful Indian woman in a room with a mob of angry racists? That didn’t quite work out as hoped. Other [...]
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