Bernard’s finest…
It seems rather poetic that Bernard Matthews – the scourge of the world’s turkeys – should pass away almost exactly a month before Christmas, and just a few days after the popular US turkey scoffing holiday Thanksgiving. It’s almost like it were written in [...]
Read moreWe barely knew ye
Liverpool forgotten man Alberto Aquilani returned to his native Italy in a loan deal with Juventus last week, after the type of woefully uneventful stint typically reserved for obscure pub quiz questions.
The terms of the deal were a season-long loan during which Aquilani [...]
Read more“Shall I just go?”
Nothing sobers a man up quite like landing a dream job with a whopping pay rise, only to turn up in the new office to find that you can’t log in to your computer, at least three of your lesser colleagues appear [...]
Read moreAquilani – because he’s worth it?
If he hasn’t already thanked him, John Terry really should. Ashley Cole has done the ex-England captain a massive favour by stealing the limelight, and shining it on his own tawdry bedroom antics. Behind those giant sunglasses, it’s safe to assume that [...]
Read moreAquilani – probably not laughing now
As he let his imagination run riot in the build up to the season, Aquilani probably dreamt up a number of zany situations in the throbbing brain that lurks beneath his luxurious Italian haircut - like scoring a winning hat-trick against Man United perhaps? Or [...]
Read moreHas anyone seen this Italian?
Far be it for The Spoiler to make sweeping declarations as early as November, but with thirteen points seperating them from Chelsea, and a midweek miracle needed to keep them in Europe, things aren’t looking particularly rosy for Liverpool.
Things were made even worse [...]
Read moreThe players who won’t make the grade at their new clubs
In the spirit of writing people off at an unreasonably early stage of the season, we asked Spoiler correspondent Joe Thompson to list the top ten newbies who are likely to struggle [...]
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An incredible Zep performance from one of The Spoiler’s favourite DVDs, and a fitting tribute to the legendary Les Paul, [...]
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