transfer talk

Massive Ashley Young price tag, and Aquilani returning?

Bernard’s finest…

Bernard Matthews turkey 

It seems rather poetic that Bernard Matthews – the scourge of the world’s turkeys – should pass away almost exactly a month before Christmas, and just a few days after the popular US turkey scoffing holiday Thanksgiving. It’s almost like it were written in [...]

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Alberto Aquilani says he’s not going back to Liverpool

We barely knew ye


Liverpool forgotten man Alberto Aquilani returned to his native Italy in a loan deal with Juventus last week, after the type of woefully uneventful stint typically reserved for obscure pub quiz questions.

The terms of the deal were a season-long loan during which Aquilani [...]

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Flop of the Season?

Alberto Aquilani may yet join rather unsavory list…

“Shall I just go?”

Alberto Aquilani

Nothing sobers a man up quite like landing a dream job with a whopping pay rise, only to turn up in the new office to find that you can’t log in to your computer,  at least three of your lesser colleagues appear [...]

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News in Brief

Aquilani on Liverpool fans, Bridge’s date with destiny…

Aquilani – because he’s worth it?


If he hasn’t already thanked him, John Terry really should. Ashley Cole has done the ex-England captain a massive favour by stealing the limelight, and shining it on his own tawdry bedroom antics. Behind those giant sunglasses, it’s safe to assume that [...]

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Freaky Doctors

Aquilani’s off to see that weird placenta doctor

Aquilani – probably not laughing now


As he let his imagination run riot in the build up to the season, Aquilani probably dreamt up a number of zany situations in the throbbing brain that lurks beneath his luxurious Italian haircut - like scoring a winning hat-trick against Man United perhaps? Or [...]

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Red Alert

Benitez ignores Aquilani-shaped man

Has anyone seen this Italian?


Far be it for The Spoiler to make sweeping declarations as early as November, but with thirteen points seperating them from Chelsea, and a midweek miracle needed to keep them in Europe, things aren’t looking particularly rosy for Liverpool.

Things were made even worse [...]

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