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Portsmouth’s part-time manager proposal, Boro’s £10m winger and Alex Curran

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A very painful way to win a penalty (0.25) [101GG]

Roman Abramovich has spent £240 a minute at Chelsea [

Recession threaten’s Alex Curran’s bikini wearing ability

Stevie G’s wife may have to cut back on luxury holidays

The current economic downturn has certainly taken its toll on the nation’s workforce, but is also appears to have had a damning effect on those who don’t do anything for a living.

According to today’s Daily Telegraph, professional leisure seeker Alex Curran [...]

Shay Given slams Newcastle, Richards gets nicked, Daniela Arnaut wants Ronaldo

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Dimitar Berbatov’s ex Daniela Arnaut wants to “bed” Ronaldo (we love it when “bed” is used as a verb) [The Sun]

Nightclub assault: Micah Richards is in trouble with the law [Guardian]

Alex Curran doesn’t want young girls to get [...]

Man City transfer target to retire, pranks in the MLS and Alex Curran gets wet

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The Beautiful Game bring us the best moments from Sky’s FanZone

Hot singer Katherine Jenkins loses rugby gig after cocaine [...]

Robbery news: The Liverpool FC cat burglar strikes again

Brazilian’s possessions purloined while on Champions League duty

Last December, Alex Curran had a terrifying encounter with armed robbers who broke into her home while her husband was diving playing away in Marseille, marking the sixth occasion in eighteen months that a Liverpool star’s home [...]

WAG No. 212: Jude Cisse

Revealed: A WAG who is less preened than her husband

We all know that The Lord of the Manor of Frodsham has a penchant for dreadful clothing, tattoos and unusual hair styles, yet it 2005 it became clear he also has a thing for Welsh hairdressers. SWP and Louis Saha were [...]

WAG No. 198: English football’s finest WAGs

Up yours, Capello! We love the circus!

How dare the England manager attempt to keep our good WAGs down. These women didn’t spend weeks and months ironing their hair, painting liquid tan between their toes, and eating just the right amount of sliced carrot and dip for someone to [...]