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WAG No. 144: Claire Merry

It’s the lady who feels entitled to half of Thierry’s career earnings

Back in 2001, Thierry Henry was filming one of his mildly annoying Renault Clio adverts (“Ey Bobby, what’s ze French for ‘Va Va Voom?’”), when he noticed a model prancing around the set in little more than a man’s [...]

Alex Gerrard incites deep philosphical questioning

Man, that lady be deep and shhh…

Contrary to what your wife/girlfriend told you, WAGs are not totally without purpose. They teach people how best to work out, some of them even do this by using words to explain things. It’s inspiring. But not nearly as inspiring as Steven [...]

WAG No. 128: Michaela Henderson-Thynne

World Cup WAG isn’t just a pretty face

Sadly, the rumour vine informs us that Middlesbrough winger Stewart Downing recently ended his four year relationship with WAGs Boutique ‘star’ Michaela Henderson-Thynne, although her Bebo page suggests they are still very much an item. On the social networking site, the [...]

WAG No. 115: Vanessa Perroncel

The preferred lady of England’s other Wayne

You may remember French model and actress Vanessa Perroncel from World Cup 2006, where she formed part of a band of England WAGs who managed to collectively blow £1million on frivolous crap during a brief spell in Baden Baden. Most of that [...]

England’s failure spells bikini fun for nation’s finest WAGs

Part one of The Spoiler’s in-depth WAG holiday analysis

Without the need to attend a European Championships, it’s only natural that the nation’s premier supporting ladies have escaped the thoroughly unpredictable English weather for sunnier climes.

Pictured above is Steven Gerrard using a common Liverpudlian communication technique to attract the attention of his lovely wife [...]