WAG of the Day

WAG No. 223: Tatiana Golovin

Arsenal winger introduces hot tennis pro to world of Waggery

The summer departure of whiney winger Alex Hleb from Arsenal was good news for two reasons – not only did he make way for Marseille’s Samir Nasri, but the Frenchman introduced another top class WAG to the Premiership. [...]

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RED FABIO

Fabio Capello is a communist, says Alex Hleb

England have nonsensical breakfast, apparently

capello-communist.jpg Former Arsenal midfielder Alex Hleb has compared Fabio Capello’s leadership of the England national team to a communist regime. The Barcelona player will face England next week when he represents Belarus in Minsk. He said:

“Nothing can be achieved with restrictions and bans. The [...]

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Bad Moves

The curse of leaving Arsenal continues…

Gunners Alumni continue to face misfortune

Whether Arsene Wenger has developed a knack for selling players at exactly the right moment, or there is some genuine witchcraft going on, it seems that Arsenal players who move on to ‘better their careers’ don’t seem to be able to live up to expectations.

When making his home [...]

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Transfer Talk

Will Cesc Fabregas quit Arsenal for Barcelona?

Today’s gossip, rumours and damned lies

Cesc Fabgregas

Alexander Hleb’s quest to earn the eternal hatred of Arsenal fans has gained further momentum today, as he told the world that Cesc Fabregas helped convince him of the pleasantries of Barcelona life, before hinting that the Spanish super sub may [...]

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Transfer Talk

Alex Hleb to Barcelona, Emre to the Army, Mido to Weight Watchers

It’s all quiet on the rumour and gossip front today, folks Mido

It’s a slow day transfer-wise, but we are pleased to announce that the podgy Egyptian forward Mido is no longer on the Marlon Brando career path. After apologising to Boro fans for weighing more than a medium [...]

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Transfer Talk

Gareth Barry wants out, Alex Hleb wants peace and quiet

Today’s transfer gossip, assessed and dissected just for you

Alex Hleb

Precious little Alex Hleb last month claimed his sensitive eardrums couldn’t handle the bustle of urban life in London, and he now seeks a more serene atmosphere. If the rumours of a move to Barcelona are true, however, [...]

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