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Read moreArsenal winger introduces hot tennis pro to world of Waggery
The summer departure of whiney winger Alex Hleb from Arsenal was good news for two reasons – not only did he make way for Marseille’s Samir Nasri, but the Frenchman introduced another top class WAG to the Premiership. [...]
Read moreEngland have nonsensical breakfast, apparently
Former Arsenal midfielder Alex Hleb has compared Fabio Capello’s leadership of the England national team to a communist regime. The Barcelona player will face England next week when he represents Belarus in Minsk. He said:
“Nothing can be achieved with restrictions and bans. The [...]
Read moreGunners Alumni continue to face misfortune
Whether Arsene Wenger has developed a knack for selling players at exactly the right moment, or there is some genuine witchcraft going on, it seems that Arsenal players who move on to ‘better their careers’ don’t seem to be able to live up to expectations.
When making his home [...]
Read moreToday’s gossip, rumours and damned lies
Alexander Hleb’s quest to earn the eternal hatred of Arsenal fans has gained further momentum today, as he told the world that Cesc Fabregas helped convince him of the pleasantries of Barcelona life, before hinting that the Spanish super sub may [...]
Read moreIt’s all quiet on the rumour and gossip front today, folks 
It’s a slow day transfer-wise, but we are pleased to announce that the podgy Egyptian forward Mido is no longer on the Marlon Brando career path. After apologising to Boro fans for weighing more than a medium [...]
Read moreToday’s transfer gossip, assessed and dissected just for you
Precious little Alex Hleb last month claimed his sensitive eardrums couldn’t handle the bustle of urban life in London, and he now seeks a more serene atmosphere. If the rumours of a move to Barcelona are true, however, [...]
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