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Both Chelsea and Arsenal set to finally get their men



As is befitting of their crime, Andy Gray and Richard Keys have reportedly been given the night off work to spend time looking long and hard into a mirror, continually reassessing their views on beautiful, strong, independent women. Women who HAVE JOBS. With a bit of luck, this soul [...]

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You can all sod off, says Cheryl Cole… plus transfer news

Cheryl Cole and… Cheryl Cole?

Cheryl Cole 

As she should after such a rotten year getting battered down in the limelight, Cheryl Cole has proven that she’s not taking it any more, by publicly declaring in a magazine that, you know what, she “couldn’t give a shit” what people think of [...]

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