Unnecessary Merchandise News

Finally, Chelsea release an official basketball shoe

Well it’s about damn time

The Adidas TS Commander LT

In their latest bid to increase their following in Americaland, Chelsea have produced an official basketball shoe.

The adidas TS Commander LT – which comes with a free scarf and Chelsea shirt – drops on August [...]

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How America is Ruining Soccer

The Big Country is decimating the world’s favourite sport*

Soccer fan

Don’t get us wrong – we love America: their cheeseburgers are delicious, their films highly entertaining, and their willingness to take Jordan and Peter Andre off our hands commendable.

However, we felt outrage upon [...]

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Transfer Talk

David Beckham negotiates £75k-a-week deal at Milan

England star one step closer to kissing California goodbye

David Beckham’s novelty cheque

Those who were hoping to bump into David Beckham at the Chateau Marmont in March may be disappointed, as the LA Galaxy star has reportedly agreed a £75k-a-week contract to remain at loan club [...]

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Where Sport Meets Porn

Women’s Olympic wrestling takes a sexy turn

Chinese lady invents unique finishing move

Beijing 2008 Olympic Wrestling Sporno

Wang Jiao eventually claimed a gold medal in women’s 72kg division, and she was sure to give American opponent Ali Bernard a surprisebefore seeing her off in the quarter-finals. Originally spotted at

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