A cripple

Ronaldo slums it, Beckham meets massive woman

For those who missed the ESPY Awards…

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Ask a modern footballer a simple question like “tea or coffee?”, and their reply is always the same: “just get me the most expensive one.” Nine times out of ten, that’ll be the coffee. Yet, by the looks of Cristiano Ronaldo [...]

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Bad meaning bad

8 reasons why America shouldn’t be allowed to host a World Cup ever again

Hey, we love Hollywood… but that’s about it

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Let’s not mince our words – some things about America are brilliant. They’ve given us cheeseburgers (pictured), The Wire, James Brown, sex scandals, trainers, plastic surgery, meat on a stick, wise cracking children, cheerleaders and war. But, that’s no excuse to [...]

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Bad Boy Beckham

David Beckham busted by a cop!

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David Beckham has almost ticked every box on his Great American Checklist.

1. Befriend Tom Cruise – check. 2. Take the wife shopping in NEW YORK – check 3. Buy a massive car like the one in that R Kelly video – check. 4. Eat a great big meat [...]

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Vic n' Dave

Magazine claims the Beckhams are bored of America

Have Britain’s top celebrities grown sick of the taste of glitter? David and Victoria Beckham

It feels like David and Victoria Beckham have hardly been in LA for long enough to get the curtains up in the spare room, but if a report in OK! magazine [...]

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Be Quiet, McClaren

The MLS is ruining Beckham

According to the man who ruined England

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Steve McClaren has been relatively quiet since he cancelled summer 2008, but the orange one has piped up this week in order to criticise David Beckham’s move to the States:

“David has gone from Real Madrid to a club [...]

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Overkeen fans

Most disturbing sports hat of all time discovered in United States

Fan discovers way to proclaim allegiance and deflect alien messages simultaneously.

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The habits of foreign sports fans can be a little baffling at times, especially those in America. Perhaps to overcompensate for his compatriots’ unfathomable habit of wearing the shirts and caps of teams they don’t

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