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Carlo Ancelotti: “Pirlo is a Chelsea player”

Chelsea manager drops pretend bombshell in press conference

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During his most recent press conference, Carlo Ancelotti claimed that Chelsea had brought Andrea Pirlo over from AC [...]

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Transfer Talk

Chelsea target £20m Milan midfielder, Paul Scholes offered move to Stoke

The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies…

Andrea Pirlo Andrea Pirlo to Chelsea It’s inevitable that Carlo Ancelotti will bring some Milanese talent to West London with him, and The Telegraph believe his first choice is girly-named midfielder Andrea Pirlo. AC will apparently accept no less than [...]

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TRANSFER TALK

Did Jose Mourinho try to sign Cesc Fabregas this summer?

Cesc admits receiving an interesting offer from an Italian club

Cesc Fabregas

Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas has revealed that a Serie A side attempted to sign him over the summer and admitted that his head was turned by the amount of money that was on offer. He told [...]

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'Homely' Footballers

The Euro 2008 Ugly XI

The Spoiler considers Euro 2008′s aesthetically challenged stars

If the 1997 Oscar-winning Italian World War II film Life Is Beautiful taught us anything, it’s that beauty can be found even in the darkest of circumstances. Yet sometimes, even the beautiful game is plagued by the ‘handsomely impaired’. What follows is a squad that may be [...]

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