The least frugal investments in the beautiful game
With the news that Kaka may substitute hopes of silverware and European football for the chance to play in the Premier League*, The Spoiler has considered the top ten biggest wastes of money in Premier League history.
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Read moreMr B performed well in Dubai money spinner match
Last night, David Beckham was given his first run out in Rossoneri colours, as his new Serie A side faced Martin Jol’s Hamburg in a friendly in Dubai.
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Read moreToday’s gossip, rumours and damned lies
While Manchester City have saved themselves a tidy sum of money by avoiding Ronaldinho, Chelsea appear to have finally folded their hand in regards to costly bench warmer Andriy Shevchenko. The Ukrainian is on the verge of being [...]
Read moreAll the latest transfer rumours, gossip and damn lies 
The mire of spurious summer transfers has thrown up an interesting player/ club combination today: according to the rumour vine, Andriy Shevchenko could be on his way to warming Barcelona’s bench in the near future. To compensate [...]
Read moreReserve striker calling the shots at the Bridge
According to this morning’s Independent, the top brass at Chelsea are showing their football nous by giving peripheral benchwarmer Andriy Shevchenko an important role in selecting the next team manager. The West London club are still keen [...]
Read moreAll of today’s transfers, just for you…
And so Big Brother kicks off again tonight, supposedly featuring a whopping sixteen new faces for you to fantasise about destroying/licking. All of them are sure to have one thing in common – their friends describe them as “wacky” or “bubbly”, or [...]
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Lamps and Shevchenko clearly didn’t read the memo
Yes, it’s the time of year when the overpaid megastars of the Premiership wear even stupider clothes than usual, and it was Chelsea’s turn to ring in the festive season in London last night.
While some players got in [...]
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