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Liverpool bid £30million for Newcastle’s Andy Carroll

… putting two and two together, that’ll be Torres in Blue.

Tottenham Hotspur’s revolving door has trouble spinning

Gervais – lovable

Depending on how you take your cocktails, you will either have spent yesterday evening watching MOTD2 (just ice), or gearing up for the Golden Globes (in a pineapple). For those who like it with no frills, here are the highlights: Helena Bonham Carter turned up in mismatching [...]

Tottenham’s Andy Carroll bid seriously loses momentum…

Hark! A Kara Tointon dancing montage!

Regardless of the whooping gaydars going off throughout Strictly Come Dancing, the big news from today’s showbusiness desks is that should-be-WAG Kara Tointon has fallen head over heels in love with a ballroom dancer. Take a sobering moment – [...]

Chelsea fancy Modric, everyone fancies a Christmas Carroll…

On a side note, word has it that Pavlyuchenko still hasn’t quite got to grips with the intricacies of the English language and might yet be ushered off to have lessons from Peter Beardsley. We made the last bit up.

Anyway, yes, here’s more transfer news courtesy of all the best and worst papers…

Carroll linked with a move to Spurs, and more…

Good buy?

No real surprise last night that Stella walked it in The Apprentice – Sugar doesn’t like posh and he can’t stand bullshit, so she pretty much had it in the bag when it transpired that she’d been raised by foxes in a tin house. Estate [...]

Who do you want to see start against France tomorrow?

Fabio Capello plans to ring some sensible changes

Fabio Capello has confirmed it’ll be a fresh-faced England side who take to the pitch against France tomorrow, with Andy Carroll, Jordan Henderson and Kieran Gibbs all definite to start.

Who do you reckon should join them?

Andy Carroll and Kevin Nolan deny wrongdoing after ‘drug-fueled orgy’ allegations

Duo were unaware of any drugs during wild weekend

Newcastle pair Kevin Nolan and Andy Carroll have released a statement through the club categorically denying any knowledge of drug use in what the News of the World called ‘a drug-fueled orgy’ at Nolan’s house.

David James could be sold, Gazza is drunk again and his n’ hers Ronaldo boots

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Bobo nearly scores one of the goals of the season

David James could be sold by Bristol City [Sun]

His n’ hers Ronaldo boots [Kickette]

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