… putting two and two together, that’ll be Torres in Blue.Read more
Gervais – lovable
Depending on how you take your cocktails, you will either have spent yesterday evening watching MOTD2 (just ice), or gearing up for the Golden Globes (in a pineapple). For those who like it with no frills, here are the highlights: Helena Bonham Carter turned up in mismatching [...]Read more
Hark! A Kara Tointon dancing montage!
Regardless of the whooping gaydars going off throughout Strictly Come Dancing, the big news from today’s showbusiness desks is that should-be-WAG Kara Tointon has fallen head over heels in love with a ballroom dancer. Take a sobering moment – [...]Read more
On a side note, word has it that Pavlyuchenko still hasn’t quite got to grips with the intricacies of the English language and might yet be ushered off to have lessons from Peter Beardsley. We made the last bit up.
Anyway, yes, here’s more transfer news courtesy of all the best and worst papers…Read more
No real surprise last night that Stella walked it in The Apprentice – Sugar doesn’t like posh and he can’t stand bullshit, so she pretty much had it in the bag when it transpired that she’d been raised by foxes in a tin house. Estate [...]Read more
Fabio Capello plans to ring some sensible changes
Fabio Capello has confirmed it’ll be a fresh-faced England side who take to the pitch against France tomorrow, with Andy Carroll, Jordan Henderson and Kieran Gibbs all definite to start.
Who do you reckon should join them?Read more
Duo were unaware of any drugs during wild weekend
Newcastle pair Kevin Nolan and Andy Carroll have released a statement through the club categorically denying any knowledge of drug use in what the News of the World called ‘a drug-fueled orgy’ at Nolan’s house.Read more
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