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Berbatov to Germany, Elisabetta Gregoraci and Anton Ferdinand’s prized possession

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Quite how Paul Scholes though he would get away with this massively deliberate handball at the weekend is anyone’s guess [Pies]

Some rather splendid [...]

Will Henry make a surprise return to the Premiership?

Today’s gossip, rumours and damned lies

In spite of Thaksin’s Shinawatra’s alleged financial misdemeanours, the sky blue Manchester club still have cash to splash. Having dodged the Ronaldinho bullet, Citeh are reportedly interested in making Henry a “box office” signing come January, whatever that [...]

Roy Keane chasing two more signatures for Champions League campaign

Today’s gossip, rumours and damned lies

Following Niall Quinn’s announcement that the Black Cats are pushing for the Champions League, the Drumaville consortium have decided to strengthen the squad. This weekend, they have been spotted lugging a giant shopping [...]

Stroppy striker to sign for Man Utd ‘within 24 hours’

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Yesterday evening, The Spoiler correctly predicted that Valencia’s refusal to sell David Silva to Man United would force Sir Alex Ferguson to up his Dimitar Berbatov bid. Reports today suggest that the [...]

The Premier League ‘up for grabs’ XI

An entire team of gentlemen looking for a new employer

The transfer window is now wide open, and there are countless players itching to increase their fortunes by kissing the crest of a new club. Here’s eleven of the greediest best…

Scott Carson Liverpool are [...]

How Newcastle, Sunderland and Boro must spend their cash this summer

King Kev must discover what defenders are used for

After considering how the London clubs, newbie Prem sides,and Manchester and Mersey teams should invest their vast fortunes in the closed season, we now turn our attention to the north east…