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Carlos Tevez welcomed warmly by possible AC Milan team-mate

Reverse psychology, or a healthy dose of undistilled animosity?

The AC Milan cocktail in which you take one Zlatan Ibrahimovic, add a little Robinho, a pinch of Alexandre Pato and a dash of Antonio Cassano somehow isn’t a recipe for disaster.

Hurling a shot of Carlos Tevez into the already high-volume mix could prove deadly though, yet blinded by big-name lust, nobody at Milanello [...]

A definitive Football Manager review, Barcelona drop Unicef, Gianluca Pagliuca is ScarfFace

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Effete Guti caps a brilliant week by getting sent off for backchat. ‘Great professional‘, was it?

An epic appraisal of Football Manager 2011 [Deadspin]

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Intriguing Wayne Bridge sex rumour, footie fan nobbled…

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Nine whole seconds of Mancini fury!

Some of Europe’s finest under the microscope

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Mexican pitch invader gets nobbled!

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Transfer Window: Arsenal and Man City biding their time?

Ilan – “Hello West Ham!”

A rather terrifying calm has hit deadline day, in scenes not dissimilar to when city traders wait for the overhead clock arms to hit a certain hour, before erupting in a din of hysterical screaming and shouting, as bits of paper fly around the [...]

More names on Mancini’s wish list – including a mad Italian!

Man City, here’s your new Bellamy…

It’s proving increasingly difficult to mention the new Man City boss without then picturing that most horrid of fashion inventions, the “mankini” – most famously sported in dazzling green by Borat. Hence, in time, The Spoiler may yet resort to inappropriately using first-name-terms [...]

Jose Mourinho gets a special hug from Antonio Cassano

Italian ladies man rocks the tighty whities

Sampdoria’s Antonio Cassano is not a man of strict belief, but he has always followed one rule: if something is worth doing, it’s worth doing in your pants.

The batshit [...]

Sampdoria’s Antonio Cassano gets a nasty surprise

Short-tempered striker closely marked by Giorgio Chiellini

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