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Ruud van Nistelrooy not going to Spurs Those who were hoping to see the perennially-injured horse-faced Dutchman return to the Premiership may be disappointed by his most recent insistence that he intends to stay in the [...]
Serial WAG threatening to publish her shameless exploits
In a recent survey, it was revealed that approximately 101 per cent of Premier League footballers had boffed not-a-racist glamour model Danielle Lloyd (there’s a one per cent margin of error).
The 25-year-old topless model has made the front page of the Daily Star today [...]
Read moreSerial footballer admirer snares victim number six
Danielle Lloyd is to footballer steamrollerings what Bob Dylan is to songwriting: prolific. Until this day she had still to be inducted into the WAG of the Day hall of fame, however, on account of her new “relationship” with Liverpool
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