Goose looks on, frightened
According to our pals over at Caught Offside, what started out as two metrosexuals reenacting the changing room bust up between Maverick and Iceman in Top Gun has morphed into a genuine real life falling out between Cristiano Ronaldo [...]
Read moreAnyone who has ever dabbled in the murky world of “business” will know all about the power of a good meal when it comes to getting tricky deals done.
All of which leads completely seamlessly to news that Liverpool honcho John Henry has been spotted taking Luis Suarez for a pizza. That’s that one in [...]
Read moreIt’s all been swept under the carpet now, with Cesc Fabregas insisting on Twitter that it was all just a big “misunderstanding” when Denilson stood in front of a journalist’s dictaphone quite clearly articulating that his captain, Cesc Fabregas, was NOT A VERY GOOD LEADER.
Sorry, slipped on the Caps Lock there. Anyway, yes, does he [...]
Read moreA couple of bog standard lesbians
And lo, 19 years ago, Jonathan Ross held in his arms a little baby lesbian with the usual short hair and no make up. She has since grown up to be more the lipstick variety, with Ross outing her to the world on Gaydar Radio [...]
Read moreThe great shame about people with lots of money is that they tend to lose perspective, and splurge money not on things that they want or particularly need, but things that other, poorer people want.
All of which leads completely seamlessly to news that the Man City boardroom is reportedly preparing to up robes and [...]
Read moreHe had a shocker
For those wondering why life feels so dreary and pointless today, don’t worry, it’s just Blue Monday – the third Monday of January, officially [...]
Read moreKayla – in demand
In a less hoity toity recreation of the fight between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth over the bad female role model, Bridget Jones, today’s shocking relationship news is that the UK rapper Aggro Santos has taken a shine to Ashley Cole’s new girlfriend – [...]
Read moreEx-WAG, should-be-WAG?
It’s been a week in which Harrison Ford’s movie career faced a serious litmus test – could a Han Solo movie premiere still pull in the A Listers? In short, yes. Yes it could. Gaffney was there. So was Andre. Michelle Bass, McKeith, Katona. Plus [...]
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