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Defoe to Arsenal, Meireles out of Liverpool and more…

Make love…

Whenever there is ice hockey on the television, there are two things The Spoiler always wonders about. Firstly, how come the players always seem to be fighting and, secondly, how come they always take their helmets off to punch each other? Leave them on! You’ll get hurt!

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Sneijder not to Man Utd, Downing to Liverpool and more…

Cheryl – coming home

It’s not been a good couple of days for the people of Newcastle. First Geordie Shore goes on television and tars everyone with the moron brush and then Cheryl Cole gets kicked off American X Factor because apparently no-one can understand her.

At least the [...]

Benzema to Arsenal, Nasri to Man Utd and more…

Lily – angelic

So, Kings of Leon singer, Caleb Followill, recently got married to Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge – congratulations!

Anyway, we haven’t got time to dwell on trivial matters like love and marriage – there’s plenty of interesting transfer stuff doing the rounds this morning that urgently [...]

Arsenal use tracking devices to spy on their players… sort of

There is no escape…

The best thing about the launch of a new product that is being promoted by lovely footballers is that the lovely footballers actually speak to people for longer than two seconds – as long as you carry a little paragraph at the end saying something [...]

Should Jack Wilshere go to the U21 World Cup with England?

Will we be seeing more of this?

The Spoiler has largely ignored this question until… Now! Mainly because we thought Stuart Pearce and his boys would have the common sense not to include Jack Wilshere in his squad for the Under 21 World Cup in Denmark this summer.

According [...]

Sam Allardyce blames Arsene Wenger for his rubbish football reputation

Rubbish Shirt, Sam…

Remember when Arsene Wenger was first appointed Arsenal boss? Remember the whole ‘Bloody foreign managers, ay? Coming here and taking the jobs of good ol’ British managers and being rude and snotty about it. Discussing things like ‘tactics’ and other fancy concepts’?

Remember? REMEMBER?! Well it [...]

American guy takes over Arsenal. Nobody knows what it means

Stan Kroenke – it says on his badge

In a morning that has yielded very little in the way of interesting stuff about football related nonsense, the big news is that an American guy who owns a lot of Arsenal now owns a lot more of Arsenal.

American tycoon, [...]

Arsenal welcome 15-year-old defender, Toon players in trouble, football’s top earners

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Arsenal sign 15-year-old German defender [Mirror]

Stuart Holden chucks his footballer’s diet straight out the window at the earliest opportunity [