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OMMFG! Wenger’s “mistress” claims to up le duff!

Wenger – nothing to hide?

Arsene Wenger

Of course, in the good old days, you’d barely hear a peep from your goomar. There she’d be, beautiful as a delicate flower, perfectly happy for you to finish off, then nip home to the wife and kids for tea in front of [...]

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The Big Question

Come on then – who’s going to win the North London derby?

Clash of the Titans… in a way

Arsene and Arry 

The two sides of North London shall be out in the streets shouting one another down over the weekend. Old women with Gareth Bale haircuts will be catfighting Arsenal grandmas with Theo Forever tattoos on their sagging buttocks. [...]

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Has Wenger conceded he won’t win anything with kids?

Arsenal boss says he’ll stop leaving cup runs to youth


Arsene Wenger has told Arsenal fans the need to win trophies is getting so desperate he is giving up on trying to win domestic cup competitions with younger squad players.

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Rooney, Rooney, Rooney, Roy refuses to quit and Lags XI

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Someone better get the Cillit Bang out

Betfair Football’s Dan Fitch follows up the excellent ‘Footballers who look like women’ with Lags XI [Betfair]

Redundant link 1: MUTV and ex-Red Paddy Crerand has his own meltdown vs Irish broadcaster (and [...]

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Kolo Toure joined Arsenal by scything down Arsene Wenger

Ivorian impresses staff by tipping over old man


The Times‘ chief football writer Patrick Barclay has got a new book out tomorrow, a biography of Sir Alex Ferguson excitingly entitled Bloody Hell! The biography of Sir Alex Ferguson.

In one chapter, Arsenal legend Thierry Henry recounts the story of [...]

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