Phwooaaaarrr! *punches fist into underside of elbow*
It has been an unusually sexual day for The Spoiler, with hot Dutch women, kinky football lapdances, and now a transparent and half-hearted attempt to shoe-in a Megan Fox picture (pictured) by saying something about her wearing knickers in [...]
Read moreEx-WAG, should-be-WAG?
It’s been a week in which Harrison Ford’s movie career faced a serious litmus test – could a Han Solo movie premiere still pull in the A Listers? In short, yes. Yes it could. Gaffney was there. So was Andre. Michelle Bass, McKeith, Katona. Plus [...]
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What better way to wile away a Thursday afternoon than with lots of unkindness and swearing. NSFW!
Liverpool linked with Adam Johnson
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Yann Kermorgant, take a bow!
Ballack OUT of the World Cup
Lord Triesman gets himself in a spot of [...]
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An homage to Busquets
The ultimate managerial XI
Mourinho gets mobbed!
Arshavin gets all [...]
Read moreIncluding one of these chaps
If you think that height equates to success, then you are very wrong indeed. Look at Tom Cruise – he’s as small as a pigeon. Or Al Pacino – barely bigger than a packet of Embassy Filters (probably the dinkiest cigarette on the market). [...]
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Another great football advert (Courtesy of Pies)
Allardyce hates Rafa
Baggio’s World Cup cock-up [...]
Read moreIs this the face of the next John Terry?
As the rest of the nation relaxes into the weekend – perhaps by unbuttoning a shirt down to the belly button, unbuckling those trousers, or drinking at your desk to signify the imminent arrival of FRIDAY NIGHT [...]
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