Big night tonight. All over the country, shirts will be ironed, hair gelled and fashioned into a hot collection of clumps pointing in various different directions, and half of the planet will fall foul of drinking shots far too early. The rest of us will, of course, be sipping port and half-enjoying whichever former Comic [...]Read more
It seems rather poetic that Bernard Matthews – the scourge of the world’s turkeys – should pass away almost exactly a month before Christmas, and just a few days after the popular US turkey scoffing holiday Thanksgiving. It’s almost like it were written in [...]Read more
Eva Longoria – a woman scorned
In a US basketball recreation of the infamous Terry/Bridge debacle, Eva Longoria’s husband – sportsman Tony Parker – has reportedly been feverishly having it off with one of his team mate’s wives. Unfortunately, this homage to JT hasn’t gone down so [...]Read more
Revisionist historian puts negotiations on ice
Ashley Young has called a very public halt to contract talks at Aston Villa, claiming he will instead review the situation at the end of the season.Read more
On this evidence, It’ll be a load of old bollocks.
Jet-heeled winger Ashley Young, a moderately well-off man’s David Bentley, drew the short straw over the weekend and was sent out to face the press ahead of England‘s yawnsome Euro 2012 qualifier against Montenegro.
Ever the self-promoter, Young took [...]Read more
Physical representation of a ‘come and get me plea’
‘Playing like a man with a transfer request in his socks’, was how The Spoiler described Aston Villa‘s Ashley Young last night, and it appears we weren’t too far off the mark.
Rumours are circulating this lunchtime that Harry Redknapp [...]Read more
Midlands club blow 3-2 agg. advantage by conceding 2 in 3 minutes
Last night an imploding Aston Viila paid for their reluctance to pick a manager and stick with him in the immediate aftermath of Martin O’Neill’s [...]Read more
Leo ♥ Ashley
Despite Steven Gerrard’s unswerving commitment to having Joe Cole talked about in the same terms as Lionel Messi (seriously Steo, just give it up mate), it seems the jinking Argentinean wizard has himself chosen a peer… Ashley Young.Read more Older posts