Transfer Talk

Man United eye up Ashley Young, and other transfers…

Big night tonight. All over the country, shirts will be ironed, hair gelled and fashioned into a hot collection of clumps pointing in various different directions, and half of the planet will fall foul of drinking shots far too early. The rest of us will, of course, be sipping port and half-enjoying whichever former Comic [...]

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transfer talk

Massive Ashley Young price tag, and Aquilani returning?

Bernard’s finest…

Bernard Matthews turkey 

It seems rather poetic that Bernard Matthews – the scourge of the world’s turkeys – should pass away almost exactly a month before Christmas, and just a few days after the popular US turkey scoffing holiday Thanksgiving. It’s almost like it were written in [...]

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Transfer Talk

Liverpool eye up a brand new striker, Eva Longoria update…

Eva Longoria – a woman scorned

Eva Longoria

In a US basketball recreation of the infamous Terry/Bridge debacle, Eva Longoria’s husband – sportsman Tony Parker – has reportedly been feverishly having it off with one of his team mate’s wives. Unfortunately, this homage to JT hasn’t gone down so [...]

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DUCK TALES

Remember not to buy Ashley Young’s autobiography

On this evidence, It’ll be a load of old bollocks.

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Jet-heeled winger Ashley Young, a moderately well-off man’s David Bentley, drew the short straw over the weekend and was sent out to face the press ahead of England‘s yawnsome Euro 2012 qualifier against Montenegro.

Ever the self-promoter, Young took [...]

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TRANSFER TALK

Are Spurs about to make a move for Ashley Young?

Physical representation of a ‘come and get me plea’

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‘Playing like a man with a transfer request in his socks’, was how The Spoiler described Aston Villa‘s Ashley Young last night, and it appears we weren’t too far off the mark.

Rumours are circulating this lunchtime that Harry Redknapp [...]

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EUROPA LEAGUE HIGHLIGHTS

Aston Villa are booted out of Europe by Rapid Vienna. Again.

Midlands club blow 3-2 agg. advantage by conceding 2 in 3 minutes

Last night an imploding Aston Viila paid for their reluctance to pick a manager and stick with him in the immediate aftermath of Martin O’Neill’s [...]

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