Transfer Talk

Man City money splurge, and bad news for Aaron Lennon

The billionaire’s Crouch

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Those looking to have their minds completely blown would be wise to click here, and take on a spooky internet genie, who seems able to infiltrate your actual thoughts. So long as you’re thinking about a movie character.

And in other important news, [...]

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Transfer Talk

Carvalho’s off to Real Madrid, plus Arsenal man to Spurs

Bezzie mates

Mourinho and Carvalho 

The only noise of note coming from Manchester today is the soft Welsh lilt of Craig Bellamy’s voice as he discusses his future with himself in the mirror – presumably in the manner of Ben Kingsley’s Don Logan in Sexy Beast.

“You gonna quit, [...]

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Transfer Talk

Henry Redknapp resorts to bartering for Ashley Young

Three players offered in exchange for this chap…

Ashley Young

In the olden days, before someone invented money from old bits of scrap paper, a glass of Ribena might cost you half a melon, and a Cheryl Cole would set you back either four Jordans, 27 Kerry Katonas, or the head of [...]

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Special Effects

Ashley Young misses an open goal THREE times!

… although, yes, that was the idea

On a totally unrelated note, The Spoiler became privvy to a wonderful expression last night at what had inadvertently turned into a men-only barbecue. [...]

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Transfer Talk

Real Madrid and Barca to slug it out over Ashley Young

Ashley – off to sunny Spain?

Ashley Young

In the midst of the ongoing England winger debates, there rarely seems to be much serious talk of Ashley Young – even though he’s really good. It always seems to be Aaron Lennon this, or Theo Walcott that, or James Milner [...]

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World Cup Fever

Can you name your England World Cup squad yet?

Try your hand at being Capello…

Fabio Capello

Now that the season is entering its final stages, very soon a giant magnifying glass will turn onto the players who may or may not make the England squad for South Africa.

For some, it’s a race against time – [...]

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The Big Question

VOTE: Who should play on the right for England?

Time is running out for Mr Speedy Pants

Aaron Lennon

Sometimes Lady Luck can be a total bitch, just ask Aaron Lennon – he’ll tell you. With a swift jab to the undercrackers, his World Cup dreams could be over just as he was hitting the form of [...]

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