Brekkin' The Law

Steven Gerrard arrested for assault

Liverpool captain caught up in restaurant brawl

Steven Gerrard arrested for assault

Obviously delighted with the two goals that helped embarrass Newcastle yesterday, Steven Gerrard MBE went to a restaurant on Bold Street, Southport, Merseyside. The night didn’t end well, however, as the Liverpool captain ended [...]

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Moron King

Marlon King punched a girl in the face in a nightclub

Hull bad boy tries to romance lady with his fists

Marlon King

According to this morning’s Sun newspaper, Marlon King visited London’s trendy celeb haunt the Soho Revue Bar on Saturday night. Instead celebrating a 2-1 win over Middlesbrough by holding court and sharing some whimsical japes with his [...]

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Jamie Carragher nearly had Lucas Neill assaulted

Liverpool defender wanted revenge for broken leg

jamie carragher

Jamie Carragher clearly doesn’t understand the art of releasing a football autobiography. Wayne Rooney was 20 when he released his so at 30, Carragher has left it far too late. He should be on his third or fourth instalment [...]

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Craig Bellamy beat up a charity worker in Sierra Leone

Striker misinterprets purpose of goodwill mission

Craig bellamy

When it comes down to it, Craig Bellamy is a good guy. If you ignore the golf club attacks on teammates, nightclub assaults on women, chair hurling, racially aggravated assault and his thoroughly unprofessional attitude to transfers, he’s just a sweet [...]

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