African XI

The Spoiler’s Premier League African Cup of Nations XI

“Don’t mess up, Chelsea!”


With The African Cup of Nations set to deprive the Premier League of some wonderful players for the majority of January, The Spoiler thought it absolutely necessary to compile a team of the most brilliant Africans who won’t be representing their clubs for a hefty chunk of [...]

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Freak Out!

Assou-Ekotto gets all poor man’s Cantona about it

Assou-Ekotto – doesn’t like criticism


Footballers, they just don’t have the same flair for sudden violence that they used to.

Remember when Catona flew into the stands, doing not a single, but a double karate kick? That wasn’t even rehearsed. That was just instinctive Kung Fu from a great [...]

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