Transfer Talk

Man United eye up Ashley Young, and other transfers…

Big night tonight. All over the country, shirts will be ironed, hair gelled and fashioned into a hot collection of clumps pointing in various different directions, and half of the planet will fall foul of drinking shots far too early. The rest of us will, of course, be sipping port and half-enjoying whichever former Comic [...]

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Transfer Talk

The Aston Villa revolving door starts its spinning

Victoria’s Secret – that’s the stuff!

Victoria’s Secret

Fans of ladies in underpants, here’s an update: Cristiano Ronaldo’s hot girlfriend, Irina Shayk, has been busily polishing turds by slipping on La Senza lingerie in the modeling equivalent of wrapping up diamonds in bits of old newspaper. [...]

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A brochure

A short guide for anyone looking to join Aston Villa…

It looks like PASTA!

Spaghetti Junction

As reported in today’s Daily Mail, Gerard Houllier has decreed it a total lack of commitment to sign for Aston Villa and NOT move to Birmingham.

With that in mind, The Spoiler thought it high time to throw together a few facts about Birmingham to [...]

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Gambling Information

Make money on Gerard Houllier’s return to Anfield

Great times…

Gerard Houllier

For those wondering, no, Gerard Houllier has not been back to Anfield. Not in any official capacity anyway. He might have nipped back to pick up some branded fountain pens and a carton of smokes that he’d left in Rafa’s office, but this will be the first chance [...]

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Nice Team

The greatest ever Aston Villa XI

Yeah, not bad…

Aston Villa

With this evening’s big local Carling Cup hoofing competition only hours away, The Spoiler’s resident Villa fan thought it high time to put together a team of greats.

No place for their 800trillion Gerard Houllier Dollars man, Ashley Young, and The Spoiler was particularly disappointed by [...]

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transfer talk

Massive Ashley Young price tag, and Aquilani returning?

Bernard’s finest…

Bernard Matthews turkey 

It seems rather poetic that Bernard Matthews – the scourge of the world’s turkeys – should pass away almost exactly a month before Christmas, and just a few days after the popular US turkey scoffing holiday Thanksgiving. It’s almost like it were written in [...]

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Transfer Talk

Man City’s Roque Santa Cruz experiment flops

Santa Cruz – signing a baby

Santa Cruz 

Fans of post-modern approaches to business will have had their minds well and truly blown last night by Jamie on The Apprentice. “The early word catches the bird,” he stammered during his boardroom nervous breakdown, inadvertedly saying something that was both [...]

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