Liverpool Striker Crisis

Rafa seriously running out of options up front

Ngog and Kuyt – both a bit poorly

Ngog and Kuyt

If Rafa Benitez thinks that he’s having a bad day, he’d be wise to look up a colleague of Gordon Brown’s called Sue. Sue is having one of the worst days ever. For those of you who [...]

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Travel Update

Liverpool players do serious male bonding on train

Stevie really got to know himself on that train

Steven Gerrard

In a football re-imagining of the classic Hollywood device where two contrasting bozos get stuck in a lift/stranded on an island, only to learn through the slow passage of time that, actually, they quite like each other, apparently [...]

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Former referee turns suspected drug kingpin

Spanish Div 2 ref does his best Scarface impression…


A former Segunda Division referee has been arrested in Spain on suspicion of masterminding a national-scale drugs trafficking operation. Eduardo Perez Izquierdo was recently arrested with eight other suspects after police uncovered a massive cocaine haul in Madrid.

Izquierdo retired in [...]

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Fran Merida betrays city of Madrid, Arsenal possibly next

Agent claims ‘illness’ is to blame…


Fran Merida‘s laser-guided finish in the Carling Cup against Liverpool last week propelled him into public eye alongside Carlos Vela, Jack Wilshere and Aaron Ramsey, as part of Arsenal’s jealousy-inducing line up of future stars.

However, things aren’t all good in the hood. [...]

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Video: Chelsea and Man Utd Champions League highlights

Newbie managers hold English sides in Europe…

CSKA Moscow 3/ Manchester United 3

Leonid Slutsky‘s (no laughing at the back) side took a surprise lead through Alan’s 25th minute strike, but were soon pegged back by [...]

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