Ngog and Kuyt – both a bit poorly
If Rafa Benitez thinks that he’s having a bad day, he’d be wise to look up a colleague of Gordon Brown’s called Sue. Sue is having one of the worst days ever. For those of you who [...]
Read moreAtletico Madrid 1-0 Liverpool
Triton messenger of the sea’s ears will have been seriously burning last night, with Clegg, Cameron and Brown all seemingly having a bit of [...]
Read moreStevie really got to know himself on that train
In a football re-imagining of the classic Hollywood device where two contrasting bozos get stuck in a lift/stranded on an island, only to learn through the slow passage of time that, actually, they quite like each other, apparently [...]
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Rio Ferdinand and Wes Brown get candid
Robbie Keane starts the conspiracy theories rolling [The Sun]
… And the Irish justice minister demands … justice [
Read moreSpanish Div 2 ref does his best Scarface impression…
A former Segunda Division referee has been arrested in Spain on suspicion of masterminding a national-scale drugs trafficking operation. Eduardo Perez Izquierdo was recently arrested with eight other suspects after police uncovered a massive cocaine haul in Madrid.
Izquierdo retired in [...]
Read moreAgent claims ‘illness’ is to blame…
Fran Merida‘s laser-guided finish in the Carling Cup against Liverpool last week propelled him into public eye alongside Carlos Vela, Jack Wilshere and Aaron Ramsey, as part of Arsenal’s jealousy-inducing line up of future stars.
However, things aren’t all good in the hood. [...]
Read moreNewbie managers hold English sides in Europe…
CSKA Moscow 3/ Manchester United 3
Leonid Slutsky‘s (no laughing at the back) side took a surprise lead through Alan’s 25th minute strike, but were soon pegged back by [...]
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Remi Gaillard: professional prank artist and also extremely handy with a football. Franck Ribery would be proud.
Spurs sit top of the most pointless league table ever devised [...]
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