Say “strewth” to an Australian…
Think of a city in Australia. No, you idiot, not that one, another one. OK, no, not that one either. Stop getting it wrong. Relax. Sit back, close your eyes, and think of another city that wasn’t either of the cities you just thought about. No, [...]
Read moreAn emergency? Quick, call Captain Disaster!
If history has taught us anything, it’s that you need a steady hand to calm a maddening crowd. Not Terry Venables. His kindly demeanour and likable personality make him seem warm and cuddly – in fact, he’s a bit like [...]
Read moreAustralian demonstrates lack of tolerance…
Go anywhere on the planet, and you’ll see that animals are treated differently. In areas of the North Pole some of them are given jobs, and even in [...]
Read moreAussie heavyweight boxer Brad Pitt, that is
It turns out that American water polo player Ryan Bailey isn’t the only athlete in Beijing to share a name with a hunky gentlemen, as Australian painter Brad Pitt will [...]
Read moreThe antipodean lovely who somehow puts up with Lleyton Hewitt
From Sunday, Beijing’s ‘Green Tennis Centre’ (presumably an ironic name) will play host to some of the world’s finest tennis players. Of specific interest is section four of the draw, which will prove tough for Andy Murray as he could face [...]
Read moreInvaded nation witnesses superb long range effort
The best goal of the European Championships thus far is undoubtedly Pepe’s opener against Turkey on Saturday, but elsewhere in the world an even more impressive strike hit the onion [...]
Read moreAussie cricketer brings the pain to naked intruder
You may have seen it in the paper’s this morning, but here’s the video of Aussie middle order batsman Andrew Symonds letting us all know [...]
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Tearing a leaf from Prince Harry’s book of 100 Great Laughs, German-born Andre Gumprecht turned up at the post-season thrash for his football team, Australia’s Central Coast Mariners, in a Hitler costume, complete [...]
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