WAG of the day

WAG No. 197: Siobhan Parekh

Say “strewth” to an Australian…

Think of a city in Australia. No, you idiot, not that one, another one. OK, no, not that one either. Stop getting it wrong. Relax. Sit back, close your eyes, and think of another city that wasn’t either of the cities you just thought about. No, [...]

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Interesting Choice

Venables? Have Newcastle gone totally bananas?

An emergency? Quick, call Captain Disaster!

Terry Venables

If history has taught us anything, it’s that you need a steady hand to calm a maddening crowd. Not Terry Venables. His kindly demeanour and likable personality make him seem warm and cuddly – in fact, he’s a bit like [...]

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Attempted Murder

Lucas Neill obliterates a bird!

Australian demonstrates lack of tolerance…

Go anywhere on the planet, and you’ll see that animals are treated differently. In areas of the North Pole some of them are given jobs, and even in [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 150: Bec Hewitt

The antipodean lovely who somehow puts up with Lleyton Hewitt

From Sunday, Beijing’s ‘Green Tennis Centre’ (presumably an ironic name) will play host to some of the world’s finest tennis players. Of specific interest is section four of the draw, which will prove tough for Andy Murray as he could face [...]

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Video: The best goal this weekend wasn’t at Euro 2008

Invaded nation witnesses superb long range effort

The best goal of the European Championships thus far is undoubtedly Pepe’s opener against Turkey on Saturday, but elsewhere in the world an even more impressive strike hit the onion [...]

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Nude Collision

Video: Andrew Symonds nails a streaker

Aussie cricketer brings the pain to naked intruder

You may have seen it in the paper’s this morning, but here’s the video of Aussie middle order batsman Andrew Symonds letting us all know [...]

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