One half of Germany’s answer to Paris and Nicole
Much like Juande Ramos and the stench of failure, German WAGs and ‘scoiety ladies’ Katja Zickler and Cora Schumacher have been inseparable of late. Katja (the brunette on the left) is a former ‘Miss Bikini’ and current [...]
Read moreGerman captain sends the hosts packing
While dismissed Germany coach Adrien Brody Joachim Loew was kickin’ it with German chancellor Angela Merkel in the stands, Michael Ballack was busy blasting a 30-yard free kick won by Philipp Lahm.
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Read moreGermans and Austrians left scratching their heads this morning
On the shock German loss, this morning’s Sun newspaper lead with “Slaven Bilic’s side finally put a smile back on our faces by sticking it to the old enemy.” Presumably, if the tournament favourites had [...]
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Pies have christened C-Ron’s fancy new move (0:31 in the video) the ‘circle jerk’. I’m pretty sure that means something else...
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Game: Fancy driving a mini into Alan Shearer’s face? Or anyone else for that matter? Take out your road rage on the world’s worst pundit without using any precious petrol right here.
Stupid offer: A Dutch shop [...]
Read moreWhich nation will prize silverware from Greek hands? 
Without a British team on which to place unreasonable expectations in Euro 2008, it’s time to pick a side in order to make the next three weeks vaguely interesting. The Germans are favourites at
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