Glitzy News

Avram Grant attends “The Expendables” premiere

Avram – having a knowing laugh?

Avram Grant 

The debate has raged for years about whether the singer/songwriteress Alanis Morissette wrote a song completely stripped of ironic situations called Ironic either because she didn’t have any grasp of irony whatsoever, or because she was actually so knowing that she was being [...]

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An Exclusive

And West Ham’s new boss is…. Avram Grant!

Oil up your hands, West Ham masseuses!

Avram Grant

Every single damn day, The Spoiler inbox slowly fills up, often in the manner of a leaking sewage pipe monotonously oozing into a wheelie bin. Come 5pm, the thing is brimming, leaving some poor sod with the ungodly job of getting [...]

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Financial News

Skint Santos to send Robinho back to City, and more…

Is it curtains for Robinho?

Robinho

Showbiz desks have been left agog today with news that the actress Katherine Heigl (pronounced “Hi girl!”) suffered a textbook “triple cringe” at an awards show. One of the straps broke on her beautiful red dress! Thankfully, she was alert enough to prevent an [...]

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Massage Update

Avram just fancied a massage, says Mrs Grant

Avram – a bit stressed

Avram Grant

It’s hard to find a good inner city massage these days, what with all of the sex on offer, so far be it from The Spoiler to make any presumptions about what Avram Grant may or may not have been up [...]

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Massage Update

Avram Grant could be in a spot of brothel bother

Avram Grant – keeping schtum

Avram Grant

You’ve got to feel sorry for the middle-aged men who just want a nice neck massage in a backstreet parlour, only to find that the masseuse has come to work in a set of dinky little underpants that day.

Not only that, [...]

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