Very Superstitious

Chelsea hit by FASHION CURSE… perhaps

Nooo, not the navy blue shirt, Drog-Drog!

Chelsea Away Kit

Anyone with a well-balanced mind will always remind you that the planet is just one of many rocks hurtling through space, governed by random events that no one can honestly predict. Oh… and that there’s a man in [...]

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Stylish New Change Kit

Newcastle’s disgusting away kit is selling in record numbers

… record low numbers, that is

Newcastle Utd’s stylish new change kit

In a vain attempt to sell what they are describing as their “Stylish New Change Kit” (a semi-decipherable Geordie idiom meaning “Abhorrent New Away Kit”), Newcastle have taken the unusual step of offering [...]

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Mayoral Sighting

Spotted: Boris Johnson at the Arsenal club shop

London Mayor sighted signing Gooner merch

Boris Johnson Arsenal

This morning, a Spoiler fan spotted London Mayor Boris Johnson loitering outside the newly-refurbished Arsenal World of Sport club shop at the Emirates complex. He was signing one of the brand new away kits for staff.

Does anyone know [...]

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