Grease

Arsenal player uses cover of darkness to evade Arsene Wenger’s brutal diet

First teamer can’t take any more of the Professor’s strained vegetables

Sagna

Arsene Wenger is credited as a pioneer in the use of sports nutrition in the Premier League, cleverly phasing out the cakes and lager in the Arsenal players’ diet and substituting them with healthy, if inedible, protein infusions [...]

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Half Decent Footballers

The ‘Big Four’ XI

Is this the best team in the Premier League?

Rio Ferdinand

Make no mistake, friends, the ‘Big Four’ are so-called because they’re brilliant. So brilliant that were you to merge them all together to create a “best of” team, some huge names would fall by the wayside. We are, [...]

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Daily Democracy

Vote: Will Arsenal be serious title contenders this season?

Badly-coiffed defender sows seeds of doubt in Gunners’ minds Bacary Sagna

Each summer, everyone besides Steven Gerrard tries to figure out whether it’s Manchester United or Chelsea’s turn to win the Premier League. Gerrard, meanwhile, usually decides to humour the Kop faithful by announcing that it

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