Via our pals at Dirty Tackle
Lest you ever forget that Italy is the home of cutting edge fashion, here is Mario Balotelli to blow your mind with a wonderful new hat. It’s known in the trade as “Arctic Jamiroquai”, or simply “a bloody massive glove”.
Read moreMilner, and some wuss wearing gloves
Amongst the various winners making up Man City’s team last night, one man stood head and shoulders above the rest. No gloves, no Ashley Young neck-warming contraptions, no John Barnes 1980s leggings.
Just James Milner, and a short sleeved shirt - screw [...]
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A lovingly intended Schweinsteiger cock pat (via Dirty Tackle)
Champions League betting information
Arsene Wenger gets [...]
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The Beatles on iTunes – don’t forget to buy this one!
Balotelli’s mouth runs away from him again
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Female weightlifter starts puking (via Deadspin)
Nani’s diving upsets Liverpool fans
(Pies)
Financial blow for Tom Hicks
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Some nice Bellamy goals. He shall be missed.
Is that it for Anelka and France?
Brazil manager [...]
Read moreThe billionaire’s Crouch
Those looking to have their minds completely blown would be wise to click here, and take on a spooky internet genie, who seems able to infiltrate your actual thoughts. So long as you’re thinking about a movie character.
And in other important news, [...]
Read moreMr Flashy wants loads more money, please
That’s “movement” in the very broadest sense of the word. The same sense that finds old women hunched over with their noses mere centimetres from the ground travelling from A to B at around a thirtieth of normal human velocity.
No. This [...]
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