This lady’s other half is not happy…
Bayern Munich midfielder and England dominator Bastian Schweinsteiger has had a pop at Marco Materazzi after Bayern lost to Inter Milan.
Despite being an unused substitute, Materazzi managed to get on the wrong side of just about everyone with his dick-headery and [...]
Read moreWhen ‘pretending to be your favourite footballer’ turns meta…
There’s something rather endearing about 1) a professional footballer still willing to have a kick-about with strangers in the park and 2) him doing it wearing a shirt recently acquired at a World Cup game. No being framed and hung [...]
Read moreOne of these men, perhaps?
And so they’ve announced the shortlist for the Golden Ball, which looks exactly like this:
Diego Forlan (Uruguay), Asamoah Gyan (Ghana), Andres Iniesta (Spain), Lionel Messi (Argentina), Mesut Oezil (Germany), Arjen Robben (Netherlands), Bastian Schweinsteiger (Germany), Wesley Sneijder (Netherlands), David Villa [...]
Read moreDiego comes over all Basil Fawlty as 1/4-final war of words heats up
The pre-fight staredown between World Cup quarter-finalists Argentina and Germany is rumbling on into its third day.
Read more…at least we’ll always be better dressed than them
Being a stylish, metropolitan sort, The Spoiler will take Rio Ferdinand‘s “Thai hooker chic” over Bastian Schweinsteiger‘s “goat herder’s eldest son” look (complete with “spoils of hunting” accessories), any day of the week.
Read moreChelsea lunchladies: Don’t throw out that leftover schnitzel just yet
It being a World Cup year, newly unemployed ex-Chelsea stars Joe Cole and Michael Ballack, released from their contracts yesterday, have been saved from spending their mornings with Jeremy Kyle and Philip Schofield by the welcome distraction of international [...]
Read moreBayern Munich star does his best Debbie McGhee
When Bayern Munich stars Bastian Schweinsteiger and (Manchester City transfer target) Philipp Lahm went on a man date to [...]
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Serbian striker Darko Kovačević knows how to encourage his team mates. Click here for more Sporno fun
Stevie G’s comical misfire from last night [101 Great Goals]
Grid Girl Amanda Beard is quite attractive, [...]
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