Unprofessional conduct

Video: Spain rub Germany’s face in it

Schweini’s thoughtful post-match reflection ruined by jubilant flag sarong wearing opponents

Poor old Bastian Schweinsteiger. Here he is trying to fight back tears of disappointment as he explains his nation’s [...]

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Money Matter$

How London clubs must spend their cash this summer

If Wenger doesn’t need new defenders, then what does he need?

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While Tottenham have got to work early and spent big on Luka Modric and Giovani dos Santos, Arsenal are still on the starting blocks, with the first sign of any transfer activity at the Emirates being [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 112: Annemarie Warnkross

German TV personality whose surname is almost rude

At this point in the history of WAG of the Day, the Germans are an overlooked people: to my knowledge, only Sarah Brandner – girlfriend of the recently disgraced Bastian Schweinsteiger – represents them. Well, die Deutschen may be proud to [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 103: Sarah Brandner

Euro 2008 favourites capable of some fine Waggery

The Spoiler‘s mission to unearth the hottest WAGs of Euro 2008 has lead to nineteen-year-old Sarah Brandner, partner of German midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger. The fugly Bayern Munich star has had five girlfriends in the past year-and-a-half, but insists [...]

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Transfer Talk

Micah Richards – £23 million to cross the Manchester divide?

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If you’re reading this on Thursday morning, welcome brother/sister, the sun is still nice and shiny (although we just heard thunder) and free love rules. If it’s Thursday evening/ Friday morning, please help, we’re hiding in an alleyway just behind the office, and there’s a big guffawing clown with [...]

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