Oh God! That looks lush!
Close your eyes and imagine what your 59th birthday party would look like. Chances are it will go in one of two directions. Either you’ll be surrounded by your wonderful family, enjoying a nice simple cake. Or you’ll be alone in a [...]
Read moreCouple loves having sex
Close your eyes and imagine a gorgeous naked couple making love to one another for hours. Beautiful isn’t it? Kenny G in the background, candles flickering, their bodies working as one, beads of sweat on all four of their breasts. Now imagine that one [...]
Read moreRamires – lots of thinking to do
Of course, now that we’re living in a nanny state, it’s very much frowned upon to blow a nice cloud of cigarette smoke into your child’s face. Crazy right? Still, thanks to facists like David Cameron and his besuited cohorts, Billie Piper might [...]
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For those who were too busy enjoying the sunshine
Wenger hands Chamakh his Arsenal shirt
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Hamburg want Keegan back
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Read moreWhat happened next?… Seriously
For those of you too busy pinking up your faces and sloshing back summertime pints, Jose Mourinho had a great night on Saturday, bagging another Champions League trophy, before celebrating with a home made water fountain (pictured).
Some highlights after the jump…
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Some brilliant goals from the Champions League
Worst penalty of all time
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Right, apparently Fabregas is STAYING PUT now
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Read moreMr Cheerful
Of course, no one should be surprised – Jose Mourinho isn’t really the kind of guy to let the small matter of a Champions League final get in the way of talking about his future employment. He said this (as reported in the [...]
Read moreWell, that went well
Wow, it’s weird to think that it was less than a year ago that the people of Liverpool were busily attempting to correctly pronounce the word “Aquilani” without hacking up too much phlegm, thanks to their strange local dialect – known in the trade as “Carragher”. Well, [...]
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