Manchester City star brings Copacabana to Cheshire
Foreign Premiership players each have their own way of treating home sickness – Ryan Babel collects clogs, Tim Cahill likes to relax among his stuffed koalas and Cristiano Ronaldo does it with prostitutes.
Robinho has devised his own way [...]
Read moreHands up who used to fancy this buxom young chap..
Remember Nereida Gallardo? She was the sturdy young thing who spent the most part of the Spring enduring Cristiano Ronaldo’s endless French kisses. She had the look of a fantastic WAG about her, the pair were spotted getting off on yachts, sun loungers, beaches, on [...]
Read moreSomeone needs a new lover…
Well, that Nereida Gallardo’s at it again – stomping around on beaches showing the world her bosoms. As reiterated on numerous occasions, The Spoiler has a degree in womanology, and she’s showing all the signs of a lady pining for her ex: showing off her bod,
Read moreAnd we know exactly what it is…
As mentioned many times before, The Spoiler is a woman expert. We can read all the signals – the sighs, the yelling, the weeping in the bathroom, the kissing. Hence, when Nereida Gallardo parades her bosoms about a Mallorcan beach, we know exactly what she’s up to – [...]
Read moreIf in doubt, use the tongue
As anyone who has ever lingered in a changing room after a football match already knows, the conversations are pretty racy. You start with a rundown of the game, then before you know it you’re exchanging sex tips and doing that thing with [...]
Read more… the bird to irritating photographers
Until yesterday, Cristiano Ronaldo was only too happy to let the world see his collection of hideously short shorts, and his pneumatic (and officially not hot) girlfriend Nereida Gallardo.
But now things have turned ugly. A group of his friends (probably courted from [...]
Read moreMan Utd star straddles his other inflatable plastic friend
Showing his obvious fondness for ‘frolicking’, the world’s vainest man got to grips with a purple and yellow deer thing yesterday while enjoying the Sardinian coastline.
While C-Ron’s regression to a childlike [...]
Read moreSexy couple goes sunbathing, people take pictures
Caught in the whirlwind of a Ferguson rage, about to embark on a mission entitled “turn all Man United fans against me”, only recently spat out of Euro 2008 and straight into The Spoiler’s most disappointing XI, Cristiano Ronaldo would be wise to rest up while [...]
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