This man stands between you and the goal…
The big UEFA Cup news is that Everton have drawn Standard Liege in the first round. That’s one tough draw. All made slightly less terrifying by the emergence of some pictures of the Belgian team’s enormous centre back, Oguchialu Jacob Onyewu – otherwise known as Gooch – [...]
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With little help from tubby star Ronaldinho, Brazil have managed to overcome the unstoppable force of Belgium to [...]
Read moreTomorrow’s headlines today…
Arsene Wenger admitted in June that he’s been tracking the progress of Vincent Kompany since he was 16, but that he wouldn’t sign him this summer because his defence didn’t need strengthening (which seems strange considering they’ve just bought Mikael Silvestre).
Anyway, it looks [...]
Read moreFeast your eyes on some football players in China
Perhaps one day someone will start a sentence with “there’s an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman” without it being a joke about people in boxes saying “potatoes” – it could even be used to introduce a [...]
Read moreLet’s try and avoid gags about ‘playing the ball’
Dutch youngster Roy Beerens (right) clearly went to the Vinnie Jones school of getting to grips with opposing players. Muchos thank yous to Eugenia for the spot.
Read moreAlso appearing on a computer near you… (with a little help from Flight of the Conchords)
Michael Ballack’s pimped ride [Grid Crasher]
Bet on the next Chelsea manager [chickendinner]
Video: England/ USA highlights [...]
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