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Carlton Cole spontaneously combusts after scoring goal

That’s what a BRILLIANT goal does to you…

Carlton Cole sooo hot right now. While being interviewed after West Ham’s 2-1 win over Birmingham City last night, [...]

VOTE: Who should be England’s World Cup goalie?

Oh, for another Banksy!

The debates about who should play where for England will rage with increasing ferocity over the coming months. Friends will fall out, young lovers will be forced to go their separate ways due to an inability to agree on the correct line-up of [...]

Oh great, now Berbatov’s injured or something

Are United ready to see the back of this man?

When he was jacuzziing himself in his shiny North London bathroom after a hard day at Spurs, young Dimitar Berbatov must have been daydreaming about the glitz and glamour of Manchester life.

The soft grey skies, the warm, sensual gravy oozing from the corners of [...]

John O’Shea gets a boot deal, Freddy Adu has been found and Totti grows a mullet

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The Spoiler has no idea what is going on here, but Francesco Totti’s mullet is nice

How have Capello’s England done against the world’s best so far? [Guardian]

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Nine things we learnt from the Weekend’s Football

Because ten would be one too many

It’s not just Chelsea who can’t defend [...]

The year of the Foster hasn’t quite gone to plan

This was meant to be the season where Ben Foster established himself as Man United and England number one. The way things are going he won’t even be at Old Trafford for much longer…

Last March, [...]

Five thoughts about the latest England squad

How hard must he have been staring at the telephone last night….

Goalkeepers: Paul Robinson (Blackburn), Robert Green (West Ham), David James (Portsmouth) Defenders: Ashley Cole (Chelsea), John Terry (Chelsea), Glen Johnson (Liverpool), Wayne Bridge (Manchester City), Joleon Lescott (Manchester City), Wes [...]

Five of Manchester United’s worst goalkeeping howlers

It’s a lonely existence between the sticks at Old Trafford

With Edwin van der Sar on the verge of retirement and Ben Foster happily playing himself out of the team, it looks like Fergie will soon be on the market for a new keeper. Spoiler correspondent Chris McKenzie rounds [...]