deadline day

Transfer Window: Arsenal and Man City biding their time?

Ilan – “Hello West Ham!”

Ilan

A rather terrifying calm has hit deadline day, in scenes not dissimilar to when city traders wait for the overhead clock arms to hit a certain hour, before erupting in a din of hysterical screaming and shouting, as bits of paper fly around the [...]

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Transfer Talk

Transfer news: New strikers for Arsenal and Birmingham

Say “bonjour”, Arsenal fans…

Loic Remy

With the football grapevine all aflutter with talk of dodgy sexual goings-on, and promises of shocking weekend revelations, The Spoiler‘s eyes and ears are refusing to shift from the transfer window – a past time that has come to resemble one of [...]

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Transfer Talk

Transfer news: Early birthday prezzie for Darren Ferguson…

“Thanks Dad!”

Darren Ferguson

Sweet baby Moses, Mondays can hit a man in the underpants, as the heady weekend hours of boozing in some glitzy high street wine bar, then snogging a stranger’s mouth for twenty minutes in a doorway before puking and stumbling home become just a beautiful distant [...]

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TRANSFER TALK

Is Adrian Mutu on his way back to the Premier League?

Yay, my dealer’s here!

mutucity.jpg

Typical of the January transfer window, big-name transfer moves remain thin on the ground this morning. Consequently, the majority of papers are busying themselves falling over each other trying to guess which club will be the first to receive West Ham‘s newly acquired porno-pounds.

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ONE AND DONE

Sol Campbell’s ‘official’ reason for leaving Notts County

Defender reveals sufficiently ridiculous excuse for departure

Sol Campbell

Having maintained radio silence for a couple of days after his shock one game exit from Notts County last week, Sol Campbell chose to explain himself yesterday in an exclusive interview with the News of the World. Most impressively, [...]

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Biggest team in Manchester

The Spoiler’s Man City XI

No room for Ireland, Hamann, Bojinov, Kompany, Benjani, Ben Haim, um, Mills

Man City XI

Can anyone remember the days when Arsenal were in the Big Four and Man City were just a bunch of also-rans? Those were great times – feels just like yesterday doesn’t it?

But [...]

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FA Cup Final

Why the FA Cup could be on its way to Wales

Cardiff/ Portsmouth, Saturday, 3pm, BBC1, bet here

Cardiff City FC

In an early episode of the League of Gentlemen, demented old bag Tubbs Tattsyrup (favourite food: worms) retires to a cave with a road map of Britain. The map comes from the belongings of yet another [...]

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