We use the term ‘supercar’ loosely, considering one’s a VW Touareg
If it’s one thing that professional footballers love more than crashing high-powered cars into immovable objects, it’s wasting thousands of pounds on pimping those cars out beforehand.
Yianni Charalambous obviously noticed this way before any of us and [...]
Read more…and not with his ball-juggling skills. Actually, wait…
There was much sympathy from the football world at the start of the month, when it appeared Benni McCarthy had been dropped from the home nation’s World Cup squad for being too fat – an accusation backed up [...]
Read morePlump West Ham striker fails to shed pounds in time
The only thing worse than missing a chance to play in the World Cup must be missing a chance to play in the World Cup on home soil. So spare a thought for Benni McCarthy, by all accounts [...]
Read moreOld McDonald… didn’t have a work permit… ee i ee i… oh!
Like a house of cards crafted by a tremoring alcoholic during a hurricane, today’s big transfer deals keep collapsing within nanoseconds of first appearing.
Hull will be keeping hold of Stephen Hunt, thank you very much Wolves. [...]
Read moreAdam Johnson – City bound?
Right, to kick things off there are a few congratulations to get out of the way. Congratulations to Egypt for winning the Africa Cup of Nations. Congratulations to John Terry for managing to paint an even more abhorrent picture of himself than [...]
Read moreYay, my dealer’s here!
Typical of the January transfer window, big-name transfer moves remain thin on the ground this morning. Consequently, the majority of papers are busying themselves falling over each other trying to guess which club will be the first to receive West Ham‘s newly acquired porno-pounds.
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Read moreThe window opens in just ten days but everything has gone quiet
The Spoiler hasn’t even stopped to think about Christmas, such has been our tunnel vision in counting [...]
Read moreThere could be a lot of goalscorers up for grabs next month
Benni McCarthy and Jason Roberts combined for three goals in 27 minutes for Blackburn yesterday while Roque Santa Cruz watched on, meaning the Paraguayan striker now has a worse goal-to-start league ratio than every Rovers striker bar Robbie Fowler this season.
New boss [...]
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