TOP GEAR

Seven of the Premier League’s most flashy custom-kitted supercars reviewed

We use the term ‘supercar’ loosely, considering one’s a VW Touareg

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If it’s one thing that professional footballers love more than crashing high-powered cars into immovable objects, it’s wasting thousands of pounds on pimping those cars out beforehand.

Yianni Charalambous obviously noticed this way before any of us and [...]

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Deadline Day

Transfer Window: Bad news for Man City, and more…

Old McDonald… didn’t have a work permit… ee i ee i… oh!

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Like a house of cards crafted by a tremoring alcoholic during a hurricane, today’s big transfer deals keep collapsing within nanoseconds of first appearing.

Hull will be keeping hold of Stephen Hunt, thank you very much Wolves. [...]

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Deadline Day

Go BONKERS, it’s Transfer Window Deadline Day!

Adam Johnson – City bound?

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Right, to kick things off there are a few congratulations to get out of the way. Congratulations to Egypt for winning the Africa Cup of Nations. Congratulations to John Terry for managing to paint an even more abhorrent picture of himself than [...]

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TRANSFER TALK

Is Adrian Mutu on his way back to the Premier League?

Yay, my dealer’s here!

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Typical of the January transfer window, big-name transfer moves remain thin on the ground this morning. Consequently, the majority of papers are busying themselves falling over each other trying to guess which club will be the first to receive West Ham‘s newly acquired porno-pounds.

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STRIKER MERRY-GO-ROUND

Vote: Who do you want your club to sign in January?

There could be a lot of goalscorers up for grabs next month

Benni McCarthy and Jason Roberts combined for three goals in 27 minutes for Blackburn yesterday while Roque Santa Cruz watched on, meaning the Paraguayan striker now has a worse goal-to-start league ratio than every Rovers striker bar Robbie Fowler this season.

New boss [...]

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