Better late than never
1. England have a good first XI. Spain have a very good squad
Starting last night’s match in Bosnia without Ramos, Xavi, Torres or Villa, Spain still smashed five past a side who were unbeaten at [...]
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During his time at Manchester Utd, it is estimated that Cristiano Ronaldo spent around £2m on fast cars. With little use [...]
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Due to the fact that attractive models couldn’t resist his rugged good looks, Carlos Tevez was forced to tint the windows of his £140,000 Bentley in order to drive safely. [...]
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New York Yankees star and alleged Madonna boffer Alex Rodriguez is definitely a man of the people
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The papers believe Frank Lampard is one step closer to the European fashion capital because Jose Mourinho has taken five days off his holiday to broker the deal. Yes, that’s a full five days he’s missing from [...]
Read moreDoes the armband belong back with Terry, or should it grace another bicep? 
Stevie G was handed the captaincy in Capello’s first match in charge, but should he be in command at the France game next week, and indeed in the run up to 2010? Other [...]
Read moreSometime England skipper confirms priorities: 1) Me 2) My lunch 3) Everyone else
Running late for a leisurely lunch at Pizza Express, John Terry decided the empty 50p-an-hour car park was too much of a strain for a man who runs around for a living, so [...]
Read moreDon’t worry – he’s getting the seats in his Bentley re-stitched
These days, the biggest problem for a Premiership star when relocating isn’t changing the kid’s schools, selling up the home or even dealing with the impossibly inefficient staff at BT. Sorting out grotesquely-personalised tat must come first.
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