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3 things we learnt from last night’s football

Better late than never

Thumbs up folks

1. England have a good first XI. Spain have a very good squad

Starting last night’s match in Bosnia without Ramos, Xavi, Torres or Villa, Spain still smashed five past a side who were unbeaten at [...]

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Transfer Talk

Lampard and Lennon set to leave London

Today’s alliterated movers and shakers in the world of soccerball

Jose Mourinho

The papers believe Frank Lampard is one step closer to the European fashion capital because Jose Mourinho has taken five days off his holiday to broker the deal. Yes, that’s a full five days he’s missing from [...]

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Daily Democracy

Vote: Who should be England’s captain?

Does the armband belong back with Terry, or should it grace another bicep? England Captain

Stevie G was handed the captaincy in Capello’s first match in charge, but should he be in command at the France game next week, and indeed in the run up to 2010? Other [...]

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Ignorance

John Terry gives middle finger to the disabled

Sometime England skipper confirms priorities: 1) Me 2) My lunch 3) Everyone else

John Terry

Running late for a leisurely lunch at Pizza Express, John Terry decided the empty 50p-an-hour car park was too much of a strain for a man who runs around for a living, so [...]

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Car Headrest News

Robbie Savage to overcome motoring problem after Derby move

Don’t worry – he’s getting the seats in his Bentley re-stitched

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These days, the biggest problem for a Premiership star when relocating isn’t changing the kid’s schools, selling up the home or even dealing with the impossibly inefficient staff at BT. Sorting out grotesquely-personalised tat must come first.

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