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Razor Ruddock topless, Irina Shayk in short shorts…

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Get in the mood for the new season with some old goals

Some wonderful old Panini stickers

[Pies]

Giggsy strikes [...]

Sara Carbonero lolling around in a bikini, and more…

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Footballers, this is what a good day at the office looks like.

Sara Carbonero slips into something more tiny

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The Sneijder newlyweds honeymooning in Ibiza

Oh God! They’re lush!

Site regulars will remember a wonderful piece from a week or so ago, all about the delicious union of pint-sized Wesley Sneijder, and his buxom girlfriend – the poetically named Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen.

They are now collectively known [...]

Finally, England produce an official bikini kit

The slightly dull national team shirt just got interesting

For too long, the attractive ladies of our fair nation have been crying out for a means of displaying their patriotism and most of their skin simultaneously. Finally, their needs have been met with the England [...]

Abbey Clancy’s boyfriend proposes to Abbey Clancy

The nation’s hottest WAG officially goes off the market

Having met Peter Crouch many times during his Southampton days, The Spoiler knows for a fact that he is a thoroughly decent chap, and undoubtedly one of the most genuine characters in the game today.

However, we can no longer hide the fact that we secretly [...]

WAG No. 363: Luli Fernández

Another fine WAG offering from South America

Real Madrid’s Fernando Gago is a lucky man. Not only does he have access to Sergio Ramos’ hair straighteners, but he also has a knack of attracting the attention of fabulously good looking Argentinean women.

In addition to the lovely Pía Martinez, [...]

Gudjohnsen to West Ham, manager resigns on Twitter, Abbey Clancy wears a bikini

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Palmeiras coach Vanderlei Luxemburgo becomes the first manager to resign via Twitter [101GG]

Seriously, where does this guy keep getting all these brilliant Dimitar Berbatov photos from? [Dirty Tackle]

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Everton target £8m Spurs defender, WAG Abbey Clancy shows off her bikini collection

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The one who isn’t the fat one in Gavin & Stacey is making light of Newcastle via Twitter [Off The Post]

Feyenoord fans didn’t like their new kit, so they completely changed it [The Offside]

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