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Alex McLeish: easily shocked

Don’t worry Big Eck, we still think you’re special. (Not really.)

Alexander Hleb got a character reference for Birmingham deal …from Fergie

Er… was Arsene Wenger’s mobile going to voicemail then?

Ex-Arsenal zombie Alexander Hleb‘s season-long move to Birmingham yesterday was only made possible after Brum gaffer Alex McLeish presented unconvinced work permit officials with a letter of recommendation – from Sir Alex Ferguson.

The Spoiler can only assume that, by [...]

DONE DEALS: Konchesky to Liverpool, Hleb to Birmingham

Fulham defender follows Woy up north

Hidden amongst the mountains of rumour and stories of Ryan Babel taking over the skies, a couple of big deals have actually been confirmed today.

Liverpool have completed the signing of Fulham left-back Paul Konchesky on a four-year contract, with [...]

Carr’s in trouble, Barca want Steven Taylor…

Steven Taylor – sitting on a wall

Those who like their sport to come with a glamourous showbiz sheen will have been blown away by pictures of David Beckham’s little ones playing AMERICAN football today. It’s all over the news. So much so, that some people have forgotten [...]

Erm, yeah, we’ll have Joe Hart back now, suggest Man City

Hart – coming or going? He doesn’t know.

Ahh, the old give/borrow conundrum – everyone’s been there. Banks are particularly studied in the art of making a lend feel like a gift, as they woo you into accepting a bundle of cash, before suddenly turning on you [...]

Upson questions Zola’s tactics, Nani dodges Fergie bullet and Sam Allardyce in a nutshell

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Matt Upson gives a candid response to West Ham’s turmoil

Ricardo Rocha: easily the Premier League’s most unlucky defender. Six games, two red cards, 1 hospitalisation [The [...]

Old face returning to United, trouble at Liverpool…

 Everyone, this is Owen… Owen… Everyone

Of course, the big news today is that Jordan has married another man – this time, the one with the botched up ears that look like big discarded tea bags. You know, the fighty bloke who suffered daily humiliation at the [...]

Transfer news: New strikers for Arsenal and Birmingham

Say “bonjour”, Arsenal fans…

With the football grapevine all aflutter with talk of dodgy sexual goings-on, and promises of shocking weekend revelations, The Spoiler‘s eyes and ears are refusing to shift from the transfer window – a past time that has come to resemble one of [...]