Hamburg are ready to hijack West Ham’s van Nistelrooy bid

Everybody Loves Rutgerus


There’s just over a week to go before the shutters above the January transfer window slam shut, which means two things: big deals are slowly beginning to whir into action and rumour-mongers are getting increasingly desperate.

Bongo merchant and new West Ham co-owner David Sullivan has [...]

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Transfer News

Fear not, Liverpool fans, cover for Torres has arrived!

Carragher, meet your new team mate


Whilst Ryan Babel thinks up new ways to infuriate Rafa Benitez – perhaps by setting up some kind of “Who else thinks that Rafa Benitez is a big Spanish meanie?” Facebook group, or going for the classic “dog poo through the letterbox” trick – Kenwyne [...]

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News in brief

Mourinho eyes a return, Liverpool’s new target…

Jose – loves it here, apparently

Jose Mourinho

Whilst the lion’s share of the nation nurses a serious wine and cheese hangover, the men who like to write about sport have been busily assembling news stories in between hurried mouthfuls of disgustingly cold sprouts.

According to the depressed journalists [...]

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David Sullivan offers £0 for 50% stake of West Ham

Former Brum chairman says he can turn the club around…


Bongo baron David Sullivan has announced he’ll ‘save’ West Ham from financial doom, but only if the club’s Icelandic owners hand him over half the club. For free. According to this morning’s Sun, Cardiff-born Sullivan, apparently a Hammers [...]

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Praying for profligacy

The Spoiler Bet of the Day

Hopefully we’ll be bored to tears by events at Anfield tonight

Andriy Voronin

Nine successive Liverpool home games in the Premier League had featured at least three goals prior to the 2-0 win over Manchester United 15 days ago. Here’s why we’re hoping that the flood is about to [...]

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